Friday 24 August 2007

where's your head, malu fernandez?

i got this copy of an open letter addressed to a certain MALU FERNANDEZ ... boy, was i enraged when i read this "writer's" article (see links) as published in June 2007.

who do you think you are, Malu Fernandez? someone ought to shake your booties and bring you down to your senses - if you have one ...

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OPEN LETTER TO MALU FERNANDEZ

Now I'm not one to openly court controversy, but this lady has got my knickers in a twist.

I'm referencing to an article I found on Bryanboy.com which can read here:




Dear Malu Fernandez,

FIRST OF ALL, How nouveau riche can one get? Did you marry rich? Did you suddenly come in to money? Your blatant displays of your 'luxuries' and 'wealth' and your comfort with using the word 'elitist' to describe yourself alongside the fact that you had to reference to 'politicians in your family' show that even if you did come from money, you certainly have no class. You also seem to need to name-drop in every article that you write.

It really gets to me that you should complain about the coach seats on your Emirates flight. Honey, they aint small... YOU'RE FAT. Spare yourself some doughnuts and maybe your travels will be more comfortable... coach, or not. MOST IMPORTANTLY. That you would put down OFW's (Overseas Filipino Workers) is really DISGUSTING. It makes you sound more vile than what you described as the scent of their 'AXE and Charlie cologne' while your 'Jo Malone melted into thin air'. Honey, without that perfume, you want to know what you smell like? Like a fat Filipino woman. The smell is probably more putrid than the smell of those OFW's. Cause they sweat honest, hard-working sweat. The kind of sweat that keeps the Filipino economy going. They're fucking brave. They've seen more than you, felt more than you, and fought more than you. You're just a coddled fat Filipino woman, under all of that cologne, and that branded clothing that makes you feel more important than them. It sounds to me like you get to fly Business Class when you travel for work, but when you had to pay for your own travels, coach was more affordable. You tried to hide this by grandiose references to you perfume and your designer wear, didn't you? Tsk tsk...

You made some mention of having 17kg's of make-up in your hand-carry. All the make-up and adornments in the world can't hide how ugly you are inside. You aint that good-looking either, hon. Go to the gym, eat some fruits. You wrote that you wanted to slit your wrists because you were stuck in coach with all the OFW's. I am MOVED every time I am on a flight with OFW's. I am reminded of their resilience. Of how hard they work, and how they keep the Philippines going. The economy relies on their bravery. You should have slit your wrists, hon. And you are going to hell if you don't change the way you think. Think of sitting in coach, imagining your personal hell as a personal foreshadowing.

I have lived in the Philippines, and I have also traveled the world. I've probably been to as many if not more places than you, seen more things than you, so maybe despite all of this money you seem to need to brandish and the places you have been to, you're just an ignorant. This coming from a 20 year old girl.

You're act isn't classy. You're not pretentious. You're just some stupid woman, living in a third world country, thinking that because you jetted off to Greece and you wear Jo Malone perfume, you are suddenly something.

Take this from someone with the same 'socio-economic background' as you, bitch.

What a pitiful excuse. I also happen to read things 'thicker than magazines', I go to University in London where I will finish with an Honors Bachelors Degree in May. I have a 1 year Marketing Economics degree from a business school in Oslo, and I graduated with an International Baccalaureate Diploma at age 17, if you were wondering. So no fucking excuses.

You could do so much more than you think, yet you choose to act like a proper twat. The kind of twat that people with some brains laugh at, the world over. Think of this as some more exposure.

I am ashamed of people like you.

OFW'S all over the world, working their tits off, deserve a public apology.

From Ingrid Holm
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guys, this is how malu fernandez looks like ...
well, after some "enhancements", that is!
the reader was obviously very angry
when she posted this picture ...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

this moron of a writer thinks she looks that good, too? does she really think so low of these OFWs? tasteless article if you ask me! such write up should be confined in her diaries, not anywhere in print -- much less on the internet where it is accessible to the OFWs she loathes! her head will soon roll in the gutter!

Anonymous said...

sobraaaaaa! kapal muks din naman ng writer na ito --- feeling beauty queen sya, huh!

Anonymous said...

i also read the article by malu fernandez just recently thru this site:
http://selvo.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/mahaderang-matapobre-sa-ofws/#%20comment-238.
it made my blood boil. i have some acquaintances who are ofw's and they are really sacrificing a lot to financially help their respective families, and the country's economy too. the latest news is malu resigned from her job as a result.

Anonymous said...

wow, here's an instant result? masyado namang delayed ang punishment ng malu fernandez na ito ...

http://globalnation.inquirer.net/news/news/view_article.php?article_id=84544

Anonymous said...

she deserved all that hoot --- hope this will serve as a lesson to those wannabe reporters!

Anonymous said...

the nerve of this malu fernandez! she obviously isn't "old money" that's for sure ... her appearance tells one and all how hollow she is as a person. kapal!

Anonymous said...

naku, eh sa totoo lang yung ibang mga OFWs eh mayayabang din --- kala mo kung sinong magagaling kung umasta kapag umuuwi ng pilipinas. ang siste pa, akala nila lahat ng mga pilipinong nakakasakay nila sa eroplano eh OFW din na katulad nila. kahit ako me problema sa ibang nakakasakay kong OFWs sa eroplano --- i have nothing against them basta ba humble sila at hindi mga mahnagin at hambog. ang fault nitong si malu is lambasting these OFWs in print voicing her opinion about them -- kesehodang sabihin pa nyang in jest or with humor, bastos din ang dating nya. ang totoong me delikadeza ay yung mga taong smile na lang kahit na naiirita sa mga mayayabang na OFWs. malu obviously don't have this rule of thumb ng totoong creme de la creme ... susme!

Anonymous said...

Waaaat!.....nakasakay lang ng eroplano papuntang Greece ang dami ng DADA/nonsense! Ganoon talaga when the can is empty, it´s noisy.

Obvious talaga na di siya tunay na jetsetter...

Her perfume charlie? Pag tawanan lang siya ng mga Parisian Jetsets.

Nakakasuka kang Pinay MALU-ngkot ata buhay mo kaya pentasera ka!..

Anonymous said...

Correction: charlie cologne
Her JO MALONE melted into thin air,
Haven´t heard of this perfume she´s proud about!

Day Malu, pagtawanan ka lang ng mga tunay na jetsetter, dahil karamihan sa kanila mga humble lang.